The Talkies

Said Hello
It don’t know
That Speaking in Tongues Deaf
Licking gets Red like a Sock
And it was
Feel like a Chicken
Act like a Cock
Now it’s all
Dutch Gold
Orange Door Hinge
Temples Grow Tunnels
The First Mate
Sunburnt at the Stake
Suffering Sideways
Ed Mordake
Still it’s all
Dutch Gold
Orange Door Hinge
Tunnels Grow Temples
The Last Mate
Sunburnt at the Stake
It’s like a Hat for Ed Mordake
It said Hello
It was Dead
Feet on an Armchair
Sharing a Head
And Headache
Two Face
Suffering Front Ways
Ed Mordake
Again it’s all
Dutch Gold
Orange Door Hinge
Temples Grow Tunnels
It’s too Late
To be Late
It’s like a Hat for Ed Mordake
Ah Oh........
Patience now please
Futon Sleaze
Blue is a Bastard
Acts like a Tease
It’s too late
For Ricki Lake
Talking all Arse Ways
It’s too Late
Patience now please
Futon Sleaze
Blue is a Bastard
Acts like a Tease
It’s too late
For Ricki Lake
Talking all Arse Ways
It’s too Late
And Now it’s Sad
Dutch Gold
Orange Door Hinge
Temples Grow Tunnels
Daily Rake
With Quentin Blake
It’s like a Hat for Ed Mordake.....

Over-neath and Barter
It Fancies a Flyswatter
Quarter Naked
Get a Semi in Hot Topic Sauna
Overlooking Balls
In a Male Dressing Rumour
Feet, Wood, Hairy Back
And Window Shopping
In The Nip
Oh Couch-Comb-over
Oh Bath Bomb
Oh Thanks Very Much
Oh Berry Smush
Over-neath and Barter
It Fancies a Flyswatter
Quarter Naked
Get a Semi in Hot Topic Sauna
Overlooking Balls
In a Male Dressing Rumour
Feet, Wood, Hairy Back
And Window Shopping
In The Nip
Couch-Comb-over (It Fancies a Flyswatter)
Bath Bomb (It Fancies a Flyswatter)
Thanks Very Much (It Fancies a Flyswatter)
Berry Smush it
La La La
Happy as Larry
Called The Teacher Mammy
Gave Birth to a Fax Machine
Spotty Little Prick
Blood Suckers Extinct....
Couch-Comb-over (It Fancies a Flyswatter)
Bath Bomb (It Fancies a Flyswatter)
Thanks Very Much (It Fancies a Flyswatter)
Berry Smush it
La La La
Happy as Larry
Called The Teacher Mammy
Gave Birth to a Fax Machine
Spotty Little Prick
Blood Suckers Extinct Since 96
Hand Crafted moments
As R.L. StineSpits
La La La.....
Over-neath and Barter
It Fancies a Flyswatter

Acrobats Stab Orcas
Do Geese see God?
Party Booby Trap
Top Spot to Idiot
Cain a Maniac
Salt an Atlas
Strap on No parts
Bird Rib
Face Decaf
Navan
Mad as Adam
Late Metal
Lepers Repel
Salmon Knowledge

Who shouldn’t look for advice?
All tired and want to go home
Klein Blue mixed with Yellow Paint
And Wired and Ready to let go
News shouldn’t look for advice
Not tired but still want to go Home
Olds with a Fish for a Face
And bit off all the Dead Foot Skin
Mean it, Been it
Mean it, Been it
Jayzus, Jesus
Jayzus, Jesus
Olds with a Fish for a Face
And bit off all the Dead Foot Skin
Funny Faces Fake Fangs Listen
As Funny Faces Fake Fang Listen, Listen
Out of the Circle....
Bloke with The Man and the Legend T-Shirt
Get in Bed with Ernie and Bert
S-exclamation to go Burp
Full Shilling still Daft as a Brush
Bloke with The Man and the Legend T-Shirt
Cleopatra’s Electric Table
Get in Bed with Ernie and Bert
Four Shots and Five Goggles
S-exclamation to go Burp
Shits and Giggles Write Bum on the Wall
Full Shilling still Daft as a Brush
Salmon of Knowledge knows Fuck All
Go, Go giddy, giddy, giddy, Go...
Bloke with The Man and the Legend T-Shirt
Cleopatra’s Electric Table
Get in Bed with Ernie and Bert
Four Shots and Five Goggles
S-exclamation to go Burp
Shits and Giggles Write Bum on the Wall
Full Shilling still Daft as a Brush
Salmon of Knowledge knows Fuck All
Go, Go giddy, giddy, giddy, Go...
Think like a Ghost
A sheet with two eye holes
And look up, Lock of Makeup Down
Think like a Ghost
A sheet with two eye holes
And look up, Lock of Makeup Down
Y in the Byrds
Y in the Byrds
Y in the Byrds
Y in the Byrds
And Something, Something Never Listen
And Something, Something Never Listen, Listen.....
Sound Effects

Scale electric
Vampyroteuthis
Finger Shock Toe Push
Shot that Octopus
Bobbing for Basins
The longest Nostril Hair
Bollock-Naked Left
Legend Alert
Stripped back Stadair Gno
Caveat Emptor
The Bang of Joysticks
Forked Chopsticks
Velvet Crunch just swelled
Scale electric
Vampyroteuthis
Finger Shock Toe Push
Shot that Octopus
Velvet Crunch just swelled
Where are all the shoe-dies
Bobbing for Basins
Bobbing for Basins
Bobbing for Basins
Stripped back Stadair Gno
Caveat Emptor
The Bang of Joysticks
Forked Chopsticks
Velvet Crunch just swelled
Stripped back Stadair Gno
Shot that Octopus
Where are all the shoe-dies
Legend Alert

Catastrophically Dog-eared
Animals don’t wear Underwear
Could be Twins could be Doubles
Doppelganger is an Odd God
Total Cod Father
With a Lanyard
Dander ball with a Laggard
Keepy Uppys
Salted Bargain Wall
Slacks and Flippers Final Nail Clippers
Hoovering Lisping Wasps
Jaap Staam-ering thoughts
Arse Fell out Arse Ways
Say it again
Lisping Wasps
Jaap Staam-ering thoughts
Arse Fell out Arse Ways
Ate all The Gomp then
Leg of Fish Left
Ate all The Gomp then
Leg of Fish Left
Sniffs and Cough-webs
Giant Massive Parasol
In a Cage with a Window
Mr. Fish in a Tie-Die T-Shirt
Leather Jocks
Even Socks
Diet Football
Sporting a Zidane
Nesting Sea Monk
Lord Muck dethroned
Sent to the Gallows
Of the Guilloti-eenager
What a Total...
What a Total Cod

Two-Nil at the Final Whistle
Thumb Tack Hatcher is Bog-toed
Crunchy Percy is Train Erected
Dead Hollyhead in Cine-morgue
Kissed like Snooker Balls A lot-mint
Face framed by Fringe by Fridgits
Snook Chewinggums in a Mouth Disco
Post haste be late and then if so
If so, this so....
Two-Nil at the Final Whistle
Thumb Tack Hatcher is Bog-toed
Crunchy Percy is Train Erected
Dead Hollyhead in Cine-morgue
Kissed like Snooker Balls A lot-mint
Face framed by Fringe by Fridgets
Snook Chewing gums in a Mouth Disco
Post haste be late and then if so
This so, if so, this so, calypso, dipso, bath salt, a fault, then this so, if so
A fault, result, then this so, if so, bath salt, a fault, calypso, if so
Gonna Barbie a Ken on a Barbwire Fence
If so, then so
Two Bob for a Pound
Prefab Castle
If so, Then so
Da Flexion
Gal Ugandan
If so, Then so
Fluke Ramadan
Dairy Lake so
If so, if so
When it’s Depressed
Still In Love
When it’s Happy
Still In Love
When it’s all Sad
Still In Love
When it’s Anxious
Still In Love
When it’s Depressed
Still In Love
When it’s Happy
Still In Love
When it’s all Sad
Still In Love
When it’s Anxious
Still In Love
Open up the Slide
Open up the Slide
Open up the Slide
Open up theSlide
Open up the Slide
Open up the Slide
Open up the Slide
Open up the Slide
And Still In Love...........