Holding Hands With Jamie

Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off
Spend my time watching Top Gear with my
Trousers down
Covered in Sudocrem and talking to myself
Garlic Curry Cheese Chips
Digestive fingernails are sogging from your
mug
Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a
shelf
I don’t know what she wants
Wish I was a wife
Digestive fingernails are sogging from your
mug
Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a
Shelf
I don’t know what she wants
Wish I was a wife
I said this and I said that
and I said this and I said this
I can’t eat your pears for lunch
I can’t eat your pears for lunch
I can’t eat your pears for lunch
Nice to meet you but if I said this and I said
that I said this I said that
Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off
Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off
Oh wowowowowowow text goes here

You just shit in my neighbour’s garden
Sit on her lap
Professional Cat
Meow-t of the question
feline after the next one
What’s that?
Professional Cat
Nip out and get in more
Why d’ya act like a bitch for?
You’re a cat
A professional
Awlyaawlyaawlya
You just shit in my neighbours garden
Sit her lap
Professional Cat
Meow-t of the question
feline after the next one
What’s that?
Professional Cat
Food that suit you
Like sardines and puke soup
Nice lad
For walking my cat
Nonsensical senses
Contract-able lenses
That’s mad
Walking your cat
Straight to the juice now now
Virtually almost
Licked it off the ground
There’s no one new around you
Play the floor is lava
And I skimmed your blurb
A closet Villa fan
Doing karaoke
What’s he doing with your hands?
Dad, should’ve left it in the curtains
The frilliest curtains
For certain it’s sad
Food that suit you
Like sardines and puke soup
Nice lad
For walking my cat
Nonsensical senses
Contract-able lenses
That’s mad
Walking your cat
Nip out and get in more
Why dya act like a bitch for
You’re a cat
A professional cat
Dad should’ve left it in the curtains
The frilliest curtains
For certain it’s sad
A closet Villa fan
Doing karaoke
What’s he doing with your hands
There’s no one new around you
Play the floor is lava
And I skimmed your blurb
There’s no one new around you
Play the floor is lava
And I skimmed your blurb
Straight to the juice now now
Virtually almost
Licked it off the ground
Awlyaawlyaawlya
Awlyaawlyaawlya
Awlyaawlyaawlya
This cat’s gone
Cat’s gone 90
Awlyaawlyaawlya
Awlyaawlyaawlya
Awlyaawlyaawlya
This cat’s gone
Cat’s gone 90

Smooth like a
Smooth like an Action Man
With a plug in his pocket
Feet for brain
Pieces of fish
And jumpers made of Sellotape
Rummaging
Rummage around
Open mouths for expensive vouchers
Secondly
First of all
The state of ya
Have you been eating worms?
Can’t remember member
If ate those crisps
Nappy chutney
Flavoured lost soup
Lick your roll on deodorant
Football-ocking around
With your face in a tea cup
Lick your roll on deodorant
Football-ocking around
With your face in a tea cup
I thought I couldn’t look
A sap-aholic
A riomhaire
A dirty sap now
He thinks he’s dead
He’s moving around
Plucks into abyss
He’s making no sound
Designed an atlas
He lives in a tent
It’s silly quiet
It’s out the back
And farts in it
He takes his time
To hurry up
Professionally sad
Math plus math
It equals maths
A crooked dovetail
A necklace clasps
A lack of knowledge
He went to college
He got a nose ring
He liked a salad
And watching Jeremy Kyle
And no ones watching
It’s about a family
Who met each other
At primal scream

Better not ask our bleached moustache
Has given us a rash
Nice Ronny anyway
It’s here but it’s not
Our nylon locks
Like corn on a gob
Stuck in our gap anyway
Whiskering sweet nothings sugar free
It’s all we can see
Tache of the day anyway
Again again
She’s a gent give her a call
My daughter Paul
Again again
She’s a gent give her a call
My daughter Paul
Better not ask our bleached moustache
Has given us a rash
Nice Ronny anyway
It’s here but it’s not
Our nylon locks
Like corn on a gob
Stuck in your gap and I won’t
‘I want, I want’
You made a pamphlet out of bread that we
digest
Instead, Instead
You make a homemade 3-in-1
‘Cause it looks fresh’
‘It’s best to look fresh’
Then lean on now like a full bus that’s back to school
It’s all got old
To narrate silent ads with food in your mouth
Daddy long legs
Put his shoes back on and pissed with the seat
down
Got pinched to death
Lost my cheekbones and jumpers for goal posts
Over the shop
Nurse a proceeding hairline with a nice hat
Edge of the seat Face/Off
Odds at Lee Evans
Think it’s the seventh time I saw
Smidge of smug smig sange
Almost a funny dance
If I got the chance I would
Casually clean around
She walks through my house
Laughing at it now
And now I’m so surprised
She pulled them tight
And said that
Mighty Munch are the crust of Meanies
Now she’s strictly-full
Intangible
How many bulbs does it tale to screw a light
in
Now he pats her lap
Turns on her lamp
He’s best mates with her dad dad daaaa
It’s all got old
To narrate silent ads with food in your mouth
Daddy long legs
Put his shoes back on and pissed with the seat
down
Got pinched to death
Lost my cheekbones and jumpers for goal posts
Over the shop
Nurse a proceeding hairline with a nice hat

‘Dara take a seat’
‘No I think I’ll stand’
‘Doctor quick question’
‘What’s your favourite band?’
Doctor Murray said, ‘Think it’s ABBA’
Grabbed the pen from his lap
(Wrote) ‘The winner takes it all’
Give it to me straight like a pear cider
Well, you’re not God mate and your mother’s
scared
Olanzapine take once a night
Well I’m not E.T but I think I might
D’ya reckon Batman and Robin ever kissed?
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I don’t know I don’t know I don’t even know
D’ya reckon Batman and Robin ever kissed?
Ah I don’t wanna go I don’t wanna go
Dara take a seat
Give you a hand
Watching Aliens 2
You’ll be grand

At the minute
At the minute I’m throwing biscuits down
O’Connell street, it’s pointless and I don’t know why
I’m doing to be honest
At the minute she’s
At the minute
She’s suggesting texting an alien
With custard on her hand with fastest tongue
in Ireland
At the minute
At the minute in just wearing Lynx Africa and
Talking about putting crisps in pasta dishes
At the minute she’s
At the minute she’s putting the jackets on the
Coated tablets and listening to the new jet
sounds or something
Oh sex pesto.. It was all she knows from the
tip of her tongue to the tip of her toes
You big weirdo licking flat coke from the horny
nettles of Barcode
Out of it
Out of it
I look at them and I’m out of it
Yeah I look at your photos to piss me off from
time to time
I wish I had a cap gun for every time you said
that one
Got sent to the office for whistling
What would it be like of everyone was whistling
going around everywhere
What would you do?
Take a photo
Of Quazimoto
I look like him and I’m out of it
Out of it
Out of it
I look at him and I’m out of it
She races her slugs to their salt lines but
you don’t mind, do you? Do you? Sometimes I
wanna watch

I went to the shop
I got a new top
Some bat shit bread and chocolate spread
I try not to boast and put it on toast
From bat shit bread and chocolate spread
I like you like girls
Not-ell-ing you why
A Reebok ad for scabby Nikes
I like you like girls
Not-ell-ing you why
A Reebok ad but really it’s necessary
Not even joking it’s really a nothing I said that
I need it and I know that I want it
Creeped into an exit
He’ll have it for breakfast
Said call on your knees and tasted the fresh-est
I like you like girls not telling you why
A Reebok ad for scabby Nikes
An interest in violence
He’s tickling your best friend while tickling
your girlfriend but really it’s ordinary
Not even joking it’s really a nothing I said that
I need it and I know that I want it
Creeped into an exit
He’ll have it for breakfast
Said call on your knees and tasted the fresh-est
The fact that he was shitty
He’s just a can’t to see
Got teeth when you want it
I know that I want it
What did you mutter
While caught fucking butter
Sucking the content of a cows udder
Glass bottom goats milk
Feta cheese string-fello
Mentholic aubergine
I’m wearing paprika
The fact that he was shitty
He’s just a can’t to see
Waving two miles away
Everything seems ok
Like you like girls
In which you under age boys
In which you call in a file
Say say say
Call in a file
Say say say
In through an exit he’ll have it for breakfast
then call on your knees and tasted the fesh-est
The fact that he was shitty
He’s just a can’t to see
Waving two miles everything seems ok
The fact that he was shitty
He’s just a can’t to see
Waving two miles away everything seems …
Petit pois
Nutella
Nutella
Nutella
No tell her Nutella no tell her Nutella no tell
Tried to say that that he went to the shop
He tried to say that actually said that
He said shaaaaaaa
He said shaaaaaaasasass

II shave my left leg in the bath
Ate a laughing cow out of tin foil
Think too much of my accent by accident on
purpose-ment
Left my bag on the bus brought my boots to a
match
Felt a bit turquoise tho so I Klinsmanned the
taxi driver
Then I found it thinking about it again
It’s getting boring at this stage though
But sitting on your lap is a gay solero that just
bit and chewed off my tongue
I’m wearing a woman’s jacket just to mirror
you…
Hop into the Spruce Moose
Get addicted to fruit tea and pomegranate
juice
Telekinesis with you is useless so what’s the
Plural of moose? Is it moose or meeses
Caught rapid doing the splits
Mellow washing gloves on
Yellow washing liquid
Spent all night in conversations
Spent all night in conversations
I looked like Columbo if I just winked a bit
I’m wearing a woman’s jacket just to mirror
you…
I shaved my left leg in the bath
Ate a laughing cow out of tin foil
Think too much of my accent by accident on
purpose-ment
Left my bag on the bus brought my boots to a
match
Felt a bit turquoise tho so I Klinsmanned the
taxi driver
Then I found it thinking about it again
But sitting your lap is a gay solero that just
bit and chewed off my tongue
I’m wearing a woman’s jacket…..